Add a dash of humor and a lot of truth to your kitchen with our exclusive "Don't Be a Dick" tea towel. Sometimes the best kitchen advice doesn't involve a recipe! Featuring a vibrant, cheeky eggplant design, this towel is guaranteed to be a conversation starter (and a gentle reminder for certain houseguests).
Premium Quality: Made from 100% cotton, offering superior absorbency for drying dishes or hands.
Artisanal Embroidery: The design isn't just printed—it’s expertly embroidered for a high-quality, textured finish that stands up to repeated washes.
Locally Crafted: Proudly crafted in Portage, WI, supporting local Midwest craftsmanship.
Exclusive Design: You won't find this anywhere else! This piece was made exclusively for us, making it a unique gift for housewarmings, weddings, or that friend who appreciates a good.... eggplant emoji.
